Diana DeGroot


Copywriter

Spam
We’ve been trying to reach you about your can’s extended warranty 

Smartfood
The world is dumb. Eat popcorn.

Dr. Bronner’s
Wash yourself and your suit at the same time
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Dub
We’re stuck with these people. May as well make some money.

Caterpillar
It’s about time someone took bad walkers seriously.
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Sharpie
You’re allowed to care out loud

About

Contact & Known Behaviors
Via Email: diana.the.groot@gmail.com

Via LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/diana-degroot

Via Pigeon: Via Pigeon?



Known Behaviors

Photography
I like to take photos of things. ft. a the camera from Costco
(thanks mom)

Digital Art
Things I made while harassing my photoshop teacher
I consider both a hobby

Designing a Plague-Era Survival Game
A WIP choose-your-own-adventure game set in the 1350s

Sewing
Look! I made a 1860s ball gown
It was my first sewing project